As many of you know, I have battled with weight loss for the past two years. I have said, over and over to myself, “I’ve gotta lose weight, I’ve gotta lose weight… or hang around bigger people.” I’ve tried everything from inline skating to Wii Fit. You remember Wii Fit? The One hundred-dollar bathroom scale [...]
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Greg Morton Espouses the benefits of Yoga 1 comment
NEW XBOX 360 SLIM Review! Leave a comment
Greg Morton has just bought himself a Xmas present. That’s right. HAPPY XMAS TO ME!!! A brand new Xbox 360 slim. No more three red lights! Some of you may remember my rant over my second XBOX and my fight with Microsoft to fix the damn thing. Now I have a fourth one and hopefully [...]
Apple’s iPad, DO I NEED THIS THING? 1 comment
Yesterday, Steve Jobs introduced his latest and greatest innovation to the world. The iPad. Yeah! Christmas is finally here! After watching the keynote speech I was left wondering, do I need this thing? Maybe the recession has brought out my frugal side. Hey, wait a minute, I don’t have a frugal side! My wife and [...]
Obama Man Goes Viral (Part II) 2 comments
Today, someone left a comment on my blog that said… …that was terrific, where did you get the idea? I mean did you just wake up one morning and started humming the lyrics….c’mon every great idea has an inspiration. Tell us what triggered it. Karl Williams I thought, this might be a great opportunity to [...]
NUIT BLANCHE TORONTO / 2009 REVIEW Leave a comment
This past Saturday, I attended Toronto’s 4th annual Nuit Blanche sponsored by Scotiabank. A celebration of contemporary art in the heart of the city. This year, the event was attended by over 130,000 people! (Some of them blotto) The event ran from 7PM Sat. to 7AM Sun. I said to my wife, “I’m up for [...]
TEA BAGGED AT THE LOUVRE Leave a comment
BOB AND THE SHOWGRAM Leave a comment
If you’re not from the Raleigh/Durham area, you’re probably thinking, what in the hell is BOB AND THE SHOWGRAM? Who the hell is Bob? What’s a Showgram and can I use the word ‘showgram’ in Scrabble? I don’t think you’ll find ‘showgram’ in the Scrabble dictionary, but you will find BOB AND THE SHOWGRAM, weekday [...]
Toronto Zombie Walk 2009 Leave a comment
(Screening of Night of the Living Dead in Dundas SQ.) I love zombies. I mean, I hate zombies! And yet, I’m drawn to them. I guess I love to hate zombies. If you moan around me like a zombie, it irritates me. Please, don’t do that! That’s why, this past Saturday, Sept. 12th, I had [...]
Greg Morton Homecoming 1 comment
They say you can never go home but on March 7th of this year, I returned to my hometown of Woodstock, Ontario to perform at a special fundraiser for the Woodstock Big Sisters and College Avenue Secondary School. I will always remember the great teachers and staff at my former high school. (C.A.S.S.) Some of [...]
Obama Man Goes Viral! 2 Million Views on YouTube! 3 comments
Well, it’s happened. Obama Man, the song parody about President Obama performed on The Bob and Tom Show just two months ago has reached over 2 million views. It’s simply mind boggling! I have a few other clips that have been posted on YouTube like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Hurricane MOFO, but [...]
