GREG MORTON

Greg Morton is in the Loony Bin this week!

gregmorton — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:19:51 +0000

Greg Morton is in the Loony Bin this week! Feb. 22 – 25, 2012.

Please visit him at the following address.

6140 East 21st St. Wichita, KS. 316 618-HAHA

Visitation hours start at 8:00 on Wed. and Thurs.

8:00 and 10:30 on Fri. and Sat.

Your love, laughs and support will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Greg Morton @ Visani Comedy Club, Port Charlotte, FL Feb. 14 – 18

gregmorton — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:38:40 +0000

Greg Morton @ the Richmond VA Funny Bone This Week Feb. 8 – 12, 2012

gregmorton — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:20:02 +0000

Lawn Darts in a Nutshell by snowbunny123 (A Greg Morton fan film)

gregmorton — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:22 +0000

I was trolling the internet the other day and I found some fan art by snobunny123. It’s a short film called, ‘Lawn Darts in a Nutshell,’ based on one of Greg Morton’s most popular bits. Very funny. I’d love to see more fan art like this. Great job snobunny123! Love it!

Greg Morton Returns to Toledo 2012

gregmorton — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:54:34 +0000

Comedy at the Docks Greg Morton

GREG MORTON on FOX 6 BIRMINGHAM, AL

gregmorton — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:07:44 +0000

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The jokes on Mickey (The Weather Man) when comedian Greg Morton stops by Fox 6 in Birmingham, AL. Mickey finds out he has a weather kid of his own that he doesn’t know about. Oh, Oh! Better call Maury Povich.

Please click the link above to watch. For the latest in Greg Morton News, please subscribe, and check the Tour Dates to find out when Greg Morton is coming to your town!

GREG MORTON COMES BACK TO BIRMINGHAM!

gregmorton — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:30:11 +0000

Greg Morton Espouses the benefits of Yoga

gregmorton — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:06:15 +0000

As many of you know, I have battled with weight loss for the past two years. I have said, over and over to myself, “I’ve gotta lose weight, I’ve gotta lose weight… or hang around bigger people.” I’ve tried everything from inline skating to Wii Fit. You remember Wii Fit? The One hundred-dollar bathroom scale that insults you! If I want to be insulted by a video game, I’ll go online and get tea-bagged by some 14-year-old kid playing Halo. Who needs that kind of humiliation?

Nothing can break these bonds of sedentary life Every form of exercise I’ve tried ends in personal injury. Until now.

Won’t you please watch my latest You Tube video and see why critics are calling Greg Morton the next Deepak Chopra. Join me on my personal journey of mind, body, and spirit. Drink the Kool Aid. Watch, ‘Greg Hearts Yoga,’ and post your comments below.

Thank you.

GREG MORTON SAYS… “HEY THERE IKEA”

gregmorton — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:59:18 +0000

While shopping for furniture the other day, I got this inspiration for a song parody about the frustrations of putting Ikea furniture together. Don’t get me wrong. I love Ikea. Half the furniture in our home is Ikea. Its design is clean and simple, it compliments any decor and it’s relatively inexpensive. It’s also the number one cause of domestic disputes.

I also saw this as an opportunity to test my iPhone 4 camera. This entire video was shot using my iPhone 4, using some of the apps available on the app store like the TimeLapse app and the 8mm app. I also used the Animation Creator HD on my iPad to create some of the animations in the film. Enjoy!

Greg Morton Enjoys a Zany Christmas

gregmorton — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:29:52 +0000

This weekend, December 9th and 10th, Greg Morton makes a special guest appearance on the ‘One Man 2 Chicks & a Bay-bee Show. It’s a special Toys for Tots benefit brought to you by comedian Bob Zany. Author of the Zany Report heard weekly on The Bob and Tom Show!

Join Bob Zany, Greg Morton, Illusionist Keith West, and the Zanettes at the Argosy Casino Music Hall for a very special evening of laughter and entertainment. Wow! Someone pinch me, I feel like I’m in Vegas! Now that’s how you put a show together bay-bee!

Showtimes are at 7:00 and 9:00 pm and anyone donating an new unwrapped toy gets in free!

Argosy Casino Music Hall

1 Piasa Street, Alton IL

Call 800 711 GAME for more info!

Trust me. You don’t want to miss this show!