This is the first day of my blog and I just hope someone reads it.
I’ve never been a big fan of blogs. I don’t read blogs and I’ve never wanted to have a blog. Why would anyone want to read somone’s diary, unless it had sexually explicit details of what to do with various vegetables found in the crisper? Here’s what I think a typical blog looks like.
Dear Blog;
Today, I woke up and ate a hard boiled egg and a half slice of dry wheat toast. I felt so guilty. Like a dirty little whore. When will I get my period? It’s been six weeks!
Here’s a picture of my cat…
GREG MORTON 