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@GregMortonComic Nov. 9-11 @CrackersComedy

Crackers Downtown

Crackers moves to Downtown on Delaware! A stunning new space at 207 N. Delaware.

The days of stand-up comics telling jokes in front of a brick wall accented by a neon “Crackers” sign have come to an end in Broad Ripple.  :Indy Star

 FYI you can park in the Regions Towers parking garage (right across from Crackers Downtown) for $4.00 ALL NIGHT **Rates Will Vary for Special Events. There are entrances off of Ohio as well as New York streets.

Yay parking!

I had a chance to tour the space last year, while it was under construction.   I am so excited to perform in the new space this weekend.  Nov. 9-11.  Mark it on your calendar!

 

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@GregMortonComic Returns to his hometown! Nov. 1 @WoodstockCoC @cityofwoodstock @WdskFairGrounds

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Comedian Greg Morton, who grew up in Woodstock will be entertaining us Woodstock style at the 20th Annual Business Awards of Excellence. Greg Morton has been described as “Fast, Slick, Hyper, Energetic, Intelligent, Bizarre, Original, Slick, and Spontaneous!” London Free Press

We will also be celebrating Canada’s and Woodstock past 150 years including local business history.  This year’s event will highlight the past 150 years of Woodstock and Canada incorporating a “Through The Years” Theme.
Cocktails and Martini Bar 5:00: Dinner 6:15, Program 7:30. We will also be recognizing our sponsors in honour of our 20th Anniversary. Ticket’s $90 plus HST

It’s sure to be an event not to miss.

WHEN:  November 1, 2017 @ 5:00 pm – 10:00 pm
WHERE:  Oxford Auditorium  Nellis St  Woodstock, ON  Canada
COST:  90.00

Oct. 26-29 It’s Star Wars Impressionist @gregmortoncomic @punchlinecomedy

GREG MORTON PUNCHLINE

This week, the Farce Awakens!  It’s the Return of the Jester!!  The Star Wars Guy is back!!!

Okay, that’s enough bad Star Wars puns.  Seriously, if you haven’t seen Greg’s show, you need to see it.  If you’ve seen it before, you need to see it again with friends.  If you don’t have any friends, you need to get out more.  Here’s the address.

Address: 3652 Roswell Rd, Atlanta, GA 30342, USA
The Punchline is an intimate late-night comedy club featuring a full bar, casual eats & regular stand-up performances where people who drink too much, yell out stupid things, and then get kicked out, because THEY claimed they were laughing too loud.
Views expressed by the performers are not necessarily those of the club and may create hurt feelings  among delicate little snowflakes who think everything is about them.  Those who sit and sulk during the performance will be mocked by other audience members who came to have a good time.
Thank you.

 

THIS WEEK! @GregMortonComic #MyrtleBeach @comedycabana Aug. 28 -Sept. 3

Comedy Cabana Greg Morton

Comedy Cabana is Myrtle Beach’s Only 5 Star Comedy Club for 22 years and running featuring three new professional comics weekly.  Only the best of the best have performed on our stage and they just keep coming! Forget TV see them live at the beach’s #1 hot spot for live comedy, Comedy Cabana.  This week, comedic entertainer, Greg Morton, brings his high octane humour to the Cabana.   He’s appeared on Comedy Central, and Comics Unleashed.  Opened for Celine Dion and Harry Connick Jr.  He has also voiced, and directed over 20 of your favourite Saturday Morning Cartoons.   Book your tickets now!     No two shows are the same.                                               

Locals & Tourists Favorite Place to Laugh Since 1996

@gregmortoncomic @stardome starts this week! Aug. 22-27

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The newly renovated StarDome is a high-tech entertainment venue that happens to specialize in comedy.  What started in 1983 as the traditional comedy club recognized by long tables and cramped seating has evolved into one of America’s premier comedy clubs.  The StarDome has become an entertainment venue that provides our guests an exceptional experience with comfortable seating with a full-frontal view of the mainstage.  No looking over your shoulder to see the stage.  No straining to look past others in your sight-line. No filling up the aisles with your legs to be comfortable.  Those days are gone!

The StarDome mirrors the large showrooms of Las Vegas.  There is no other venue in the Southeast that provide guests the ultimate seating configuration, while also providing complete dining service in the same space.

When you come to The StarDome you get a fun-filled evening with top-of-the-line entertainment, tantalizing food and thirst-quenching drinks in a brand new showroom.

The StarDome is also a unique place to host your private events, corporate functions or holiday parties.  Our event spaces are unlike any other event space in the area.  The StarDome’s professional events planning team can make your event one to be long remembered.
Next week Myrtle Beach.

@GregMortonComic BRINGS THE THUNDER to @LoonyBinOKC 8/16-19

GREG OKC LOONY

Look who’s bringing the THUNDER back to Loony Bin OKC!  Greg Morton and his ‘ONE MAN VARIETY SHOW!  Tickets are on sale now for his Aug. appearance.  16-19  Click the link below.

Oklahoma City : 8503 North Rockwell Avenue , OK 73132 • (405) 239-4242

Aug. 10-12 @thecaravanlou Louisville, KY

Fallout Greg

Are you stressed by all this North Korea talk?  Ready to enter vault 101? Well don’t crawl out through the fallout just yet.  COME ON OUT TO THE CARAVAN!

Hello Louisville!  It’s so great to be back!  I’ve missed you terribly.  This week, I will be performing at The Caravan Comedy Club.  (Formerly The Laughing Derby and The Comedy Caravan)  Confused?  Don’t be.  It’s still the same location, but with some major upgrades and fixes.

1250 Bardstown Rd

Louisville KY 40204

Showtimes are 7:30 and 9:15

I will be performing all of my greatest hits.  (Including Star Wars, Obama Man, My Grand Finale) along with a few new parodies too.  The “Man of Many Cartoon Voices,” Mr. Standing 0 is BACK!  As heard on Tony & Dwight WHAS 840 IHEART Radio (Reunited, yes it feels so good.) and on Ben Davis & Kelly K Show – 99.7 DJX 

Making fun of Ben Davis’s voice was so much fun.  :)))

Aug. 2-5 @TulsaLoonyBin Aug. 16-19 @LoonyBinOKC

OK COMEDY TOUR

Mr. Standing ‘O’ returns to Oklahoma.  1st up, it’s Tulsa time folks!  Starting with a special appearance at the Loony Bin Comedy Club in Tulsa, OK.  Aug. 2-5

Address: 6808 S Memorial Dr, Tulsa, OK 74133, USA
Phone:+1 918-392-5653

Followed by a special appearance at the Loony Bin in Oklahoma City, Aug. 16-19

Address: 8503 N Rockwell Ave, Oklahoma City, OK 73132, USA
Phone:+1 405-239-4242

July 27-29 @LoonyBinWichita This Week!

  • Greg Morton Super Kent
  • Greg Morton returns to the metropolis of Wichita, KS. this weekend. You’ve probably seen one of his viral YouTube videos or on Comedy Central and CBS. They call him Mr. Standing Ovations because he brings a high energy show filled with impressions, music and sharp witted material that will leave you hurting for more. Don’t miss your chance to catch his guy in action. Ladies Night on Thursday at 8pm and then a Regular Performances on Friday and Saturday at 7:30 & 10pm. Buy tix now at loonybincomedy.com or reserve by phone at 316-618-4242.

July 16-19 @BorgataAC ATLANTIC CITY

AC Borgata Greg Morton

BORGATA COMEDY CLUB

BRUCE SMIRNOFF, JULIA SCOTTI, GREG MORTON

July 16-19, 2017 AT 9:00 PM

THE MUSIC BOX