You can’t watch a movie on your @$#%! phone! I said it before and I’ll say it again.
When I performed at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival this past year, my monologue was all about superheroes. One of the jokes was about watching movies on your phone. I saw this ad in the city square which said, watch Spiderman 3 on your cel phone. I’ve always felt that this was ridiculous, and now I’ve finally found someone who agrees with me. Director and Film Maker, David Lynch!
Watch this hilarious video. I don’t think I can say it any better. You can’t watch a movie on your @$#%! phone. Unless the movie is Valentines Day. Then it doesn’t matter.