Here’s Greg Morton with another song parody about the Jet Blue flight attendant who went off on all the passengers, on a Jet Blue flight from Pittsburgh to New York; and quite frankly, who can blame him? I’ve flown Jet Blue a number of times and I have to say, these people will eat your young just to be first off the plane. For what? Once you get to baggage claim, you still have to wait for your F@#$%! bags!
I used to enjoy travel. Now, the whole ordeal causes me great stress. Trying to catch connecting flights with only a short window of time and no back-up flight scheduled until the next day. Following arbitrary rules that seem to change every time I visit the airport. People who can’t match the seat number with the one on their ticket stub. Irate passengers trying to bring full size bags on board as carry-on. Infants who scream like a couple of tortured terror suspects from Gitmo. It’s enough to drive a sane person mad!
I know that a Jet Blue ticket is about the same as a bus ticket, but do we have to act like bus people? There’s a reason why we’re told to remain seated while the plane taxis into the gate. SAFETY YOU PIN HEAD!
I haven’t heard about any charges being brought against the passenger. Where is the justice? FREE STEVEN SLATER!
I just hope they’re not to hard on him. He’s a hero in my books. Everyone has a bad day, and everyone deserves a couple of beers after having one. … maybe three or four. Hell, maybe a case!
Good luck with your new life Steven, and I hope this song cheers you up!