For those of you wondering when Greg morton will appear in the Toronto area, this is your chance. That is… if Whitby isn’t too far.
Thursday, Nov. 3, 2011, Greg Morton will be appearing at The Class Act Theatre, in Whitby, Ontario Canada.
Doors open at 7:00 and the show starts at 8:00 so don’t be late!
This week, Sept. 5 – 11, Greg Morton returns to The Comedy Stop at the Tropicana Hotel in Atlantic City for his third appearance this year. Come see why this premier showroom is one of the best in the country with its state of the art lighting and sound, and a line-up of talent unsurpassed by any in the country.
Producer, Bob Kephart has put together another incredible lineup this week with Christine Stedman and Patrick O’Donnell. This is a show that should not be missed!
Check me out this week at Visani Restaurant and Comedy Club! Aug. 31 – Sept. 3/11
Every comic I spoke to said the food is incredible! Can’t wait!
WARNING: This video contains strong language that some people may find hilariously funny.
Come check me out this week at Comedy off Broadway in Lexington, KY
Thanks to everyone who came out to see me at the Baltimore Comedy Factory. Thanks to the great management and Staff and a special thanks to the other two comics on the show: CJ Burney and Larry XL. If you missed it, you missed some good ones. Standing ovations almost every show. I’ll be back February 9 – 11/2012.
Here’s a clip from my recent appearance at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival last year.
Here’s Greg Morton with another song parody about the Jet Blue flight attendant who went off on all the passengers, on a Jet Blue flight from Pittsburgh to New York; and quite frankly, who can blame him? I’ve flown Jet Blue a number of times and I have to say, these people will eat your young just to be first off the plane. For what? Once you get to baggage claim, you still have to wait for your F@#$%! bags!
I used to enjoy travel. Now, the whole ordeal causes me great stress. Trying to catch connecting flights with only a short window of time and no back-up flight scheduled until the next day. Following arbitrary rules that seem to change every time I visit the airport. People who can’t match the seat number with the one on their ticket stub. Irate passengers trying to bring full size bags on board as carry-on. Infants who scream like a couple of tortured terror suspects from Gitmo. It’s enough to drive a sane person mad!
I know that a Jet Blue ticket is about the same as a bus ticket, but do we have to act like bus people? There’s a reason why we’re told to remain seated while the plane taxis into the gate. SAFETY YOU PIN HEAD!
I haven’t heard about any charges being brought against the passenger. Where is the justice? FREE STEVEN SLATER!
I just hope they’re not to hard on him. He’s a hero in my books. Everyone has a bad day, and everyone deserves a couple of beers after having one. … maybe three or four. Hell, maybe a case!
Good luck with your new life Steven, and I hope this song cheers you up!
GREG MORTON 