GREG MORTON SAYS… “HEY THERE IKEA”

While shopping for furniture the other day, I got this inspiration for a song parody about the frustrations of putting Ikea furniture together.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love Ikea.  Half the furniture in our home is Ikea.  Its design is clean and simple, it compliments any decor and it’s relatively inexpensive.  It’s also the number one cause of domestic disputes.

I also saw this as an opportunity to test my iPhone 4 camera.  This entire video was shot using my iPhone 4, using some of the apps available on the app store like the TimeLapse app and the 8mm app.  I also used the Animation Creator HD on my iPad to create some of the animations in the film.  Enjoy!

Greg Morton Enjoys a Zany Christmas

This weekend, December 9th and 10th, Greg Morton makes a special guest appearance on the ‘One Man 2 Chicks & a Bay-bee Show.  It’s a special Toys for Tots benefit brought to you by comedian Bob Zany.  Author of the Zany Report heard weekly on The Bob and Tom Show!

Join Bob Zany, Greg Morton, Illusionist Keith West, and the Zanettes at the Argosy Casino Music Hall for a very special evening of laughter and entertainment.  Wow!  Someone pinch me, I feel like I’m in Vegas!  Now that’s how you put a show together bay-bee!

Showtimes are at 7:00 and 9:00 pm and anyone donating an new unwrapped toy gets in free!

Argosy Casino Music Hall

1 Piasa Street, Alton IL

Call 800 711 GAME for more info!

Trust me.  You don’t want to miss this show!

Movember is Over

Morton Movember

We may have come to the official end of Movember, but there is still time to help out.  Please support our efforts by making a donation at http://mobro.co/MovemberIndy or at the very least I encourage everyone of you even if you don’t donate, PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET YOURSELF CHECKED!  It’s the least you can do to avoid being the 1 in 6 men worldwide that are diagnosed with Prostate Cancer in their lifetime.  Let’s work together and change attitudes towards men’s health.

For all you ‘Mo-Bro’s out there don’t shave just yet! You can also help out by coming to this year’s End of Movember Gala which is THIS FRIDAY!!! (that is if you live near Indy).

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  Friday December 2nd – The 3rd annual End of Movember Gala Party!!

o    Back for 2011 we’ll be at Tomlinson Tap Room inside Historic Indianapolis City Market. Be there at 6pm and we’ll party until 10 or so!

o    Entry will be $10 with all proceeds raised going straight to Movember.

o    Remember to bring cash or checks! We have some great raffle prizes and sweet silent auctions again this for year!

o    We’ll have wonderful craft beer from all over the state of Indiana and beyond. Including beer from Sun King, Flat 12 Bierwerks, Rock Bottom, The Ram, Fountain Square Brewing, Upland, Twisted Crew, New Belgium and Triton Brewing!

o    There will also be delicious food from City Market vendors Papa Roux and Three Days in Paris!

o    Don’t forget to dress up in your finest costume to accompany your moustache, there will be rewards for that too!!
o    There is FREE parking available to the public via the surface lot on the NORTHEAST corner of Market and Alabama.
 I’d like to extend a special thanks to everyone who came out to the Movember fundraiser at Crackers Comedy Club.  Keep laughing!

KAREN RONTOWSKI, PAUL LYONS, GREG MORTON (A lineup to be thankful for)

Does your family tradition include staring at other family members while  in a Tryptophan coma?  Are you tired of lining up for limited quantity Black Friday specials, only to be trampled by deal crazed shoppers?  There is a solution.

This week, Nov. 21 – 27 is Thanksgiving week.  One of the most stressful weeks of the year and producer Bob Kephart has put together a laugh inducing, stress relieving line-up at the Comedy Stop, Cafe and Cabaret.  Karen RontowskiPaul Lyons, and Greg Morton!  All three are well seasoned and ready to bust your gut this holiday weekend.  Please join us.

The Comedy Stop, Cafe and Cabaret is located on the third floor in The Quarter entertainment and retail complex at the Tropicana.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Greg Morton, Cracking Up at Crackers NOV.16 – 19 / 2011

This week, Greg Morton will be cracking up audiences at Crackers Comedy Club in Indianapolis with Jamille Harlley.

This is a very special week for me.  It marks my return to one of my favourite clubs and the place where I first debuted the Obama Man song.  4.2 million hits later, the song has become a major part of my show.  I try to tweak the lyrics with each new event in the Obama presidency.

A recently reworked lyric in the song goes as follows.

Who can buy an ipod?  

Give it to the Queen.  

Who can shoot Bin Laden while he’s sleeping in his dreams?  Obama Man.

Fans of this song and others like ‘Mom Jeans’ won’t be disappointed.  A handful of new songs will make their debut on stage and on the air at the Bob & Tom Show.  Herman Cain anyone?

Class Acts! Glenn Ottaway, David Merry & Greg Morton

Last night, Greg Morton performed at the Class Act Dinner Theatre in Whitby Ontario with a couple of close friends. Glenn Ottaway and David Merry.   Actor, Director and Entertainer Glenn Ottaway is a 25 year veteran of the business and someone I have known for at least 20 of those 25.  It was great to see him again and catch up on old times.  Before the show we laughed about one of our more memorable gigs we had worked together in Oshawa, with another comedian friend of ours; Mike Bullard.  I was being heckled, mercilessly, by a female patron when Mike threw her over his shoulder and physically carried her out of the bar.

Later the audience was then given a taste of the rapid fire comedy  and magic of David Merry!  David and I go way back.  He was one of the first performers I’d seen on stage at a London Yuk Yuks and was my primary inspiration for getting into the business.  David and I recently performed together in both Atlantic City and Las Vegas, so this was a real reunion for us.

Speaking of Vegas, a couple who had previously seen me at the The Comedy Stop at the Trop in Las Vegas, drove two hours from Burlington to see the show.  I want to send a special shout out to all the people who came out to the show last night.

I spoke with David Merry this morning and he told me that he had a lot of positive feedback from last night’s show.  People stood up at the end!  “They all commented on how it was one of the funniest shows they had ever seen.”

It was a pleasure meeting and chatting with everyone afterward, and it made me realize that I have a new stage that I can now call home.  It’s called the Class Act Dinner Theatre.

If you’d like to see David Merry, don’t miss his David Merry Christmas Special, featuring John Pattison and Friends!  Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2011. at the Class Act Dinner Theatre.  I know John Pattison and trust me, this is a show you don’t want to miss!

Greg Morton is such a name dropper.