Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.
“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”
My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.
Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…
Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!
Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!
Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…
And if you’re not a member of twitter, sign up! It’s easy!
Go to twitter.com right now! Go! RIGHT NOW!
It’s the fastest way to get any updates on my personal appearances or a quick laugh.
in 140 characters or less.
GREG MORTON 