Check Out the NEW Ford Nation song

Yes, I voted for Rob Ford for mayor, and like I said in my act, “I don’t care if he’s on crack, that means he gets things done faster.” The election is quickly approaching and here’s the theme song that is going to guarantee his re-election. Here it is! Hot off the press! A brand new video by ANONYMOTIF called, Rob Ford sings, “Ford Nation!” WOW! Great job ANONYMOTIF! You made me tear up at the end. Here’s a video description…

Published on Apr 10, 2014
Rob Ford sings “Ford Nation!”, a song that explores the deeper layers of the infamous mayor’s troubled past and hopes for re-election. Featuring vocal contributions by Doug Ford, Robyn Doolittle, Jian Ghomeshi, Ezra Levant, and Peter Mansbridge with special guests Woody Harrelson and Jimmy Kimmel.Now that this guy has his own theme song, it pretty much guarantees re-election for Rob Ford.

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS…

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS...

Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.

“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”

My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.

Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…

Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!

Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!

Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…

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