THIS WEEK! April 23 -26 HALIFAX COMEDY FESTIVAL!

THIS WEEK!  April 23  -26 HALIFAX COMEDY FESTIVAL!

Thurs. April 24 All Star Show located at the Casino
Hosted by Dave Hemstad and featuring Greg Morton, Greg Proops, Leland Klassen, Angelo Tsarouchas, Pete Zedlacher, Ophira Eisenberg, Tim Nutt and Derek Edwards

Friday, April 25 Gala of Laughs located at the Spatz Theatre
Hosted by Mark Critch and featuring Greg Morton, Cathy Jones, Leland Klassen, Nathan Macintosh, Jean Paul, Kelly Taylor, Ryan Belleville, Tim Nutt and Jeremy Hotz

*click the pic to get your tickets.

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS…

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS...

Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.

“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”

My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.

Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…

Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!

Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!

Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…

And if you’re not a member of twitter, sign up! It’s easy!
Go to twitter.com right now! Go! RIGHT NOW!
It’s the fastest way to get any updates on my personal appearances or a quick laugh.
in 140 characters or less.