MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS…

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS...

Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.

“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”

My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.

Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…

Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!

Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!

Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…

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Go to twitter.com right now! Go! RIGHT NOW!
It’s the fastest way to get any updates on my personal appearances or a quick laugh.
in 140 characters or less.

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HERE’S THE LATEST TWEET FROM GREG…

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