GREG MORTON PERFORMS STAR WARS FOR JOHN LANIGAN… one last time.

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This morning, I got to say goodbye to an old friend. John Lanigan is retiring to sunny Florida and Mother Nature has decided to give him one hell of a send off. Retiring after 40 years in radio. 29 of those at station WMJI/105.7. John Lanigan will perform his final show on Monday, March 31, 2014.

This Cleveland winter has not been kind, but the friends of the show compensated for that with their memories, stories, and heart warming tributes to the man. The radio legend. John Lanigan.

My tribute to John came from a galaxy far far away. A bit that I first performed for him on the show, a long time ago.  20 years to be exact. It is his favourite bit that I do, but he always refuses to ask me to perform it.  Hmmm… what it could be?

At precisely 8:15 am, Tulsa time, much to the chagrin of my neighbours at the Fairfield Inn, I performed my two minute Star Wars routine for John, one last time!

I’ll really miss the on air rapport and chemistry I had with Lanigan and Malone. The constant banter back and forth, with me in the middle, felt like being a marriage councillor on a Norman Lear sit-com.  We’ve had some really good times on air and I had hoped I might see him again, when I returned to Hilarities in December. “You won’t see me in December Greg. I’ll be in Florida, he said.  I will never start up another snow blower again for as long as I live.”  Me either John. I live in a condo.

I’m very happy for you John and I wish you all the best.  Stay warm my friend.  I will miss you.

Greg

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT MAR 27 – 29 TULSA, LOONY BIN

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT MAR 27 - 29 TULSA, LOONY BIN

Tired of the regular, run of the mill comedy show? Are up for something different?
This week, the “Star Wars guy,” Man of a thousand faces and voices, returns for a special engagement to the Tulsa Loony Bin.
3 NIGHTS ONLY!!! March 27, 28, and 29th.
This is a one man variety show. A tour de farce of musical impressions, parodies, stories and stand-up. He’s one of the most popular acts on the Vegas strip. See why many club owners call him “Mr. Standing O.” BEST CLOSER IN THE BUSINESS!
May the farce be with you Tulsa!

6808 South Memorial Dr
Ste. 234
Tulsa, OK 74133
918-392-5653
Thursday 3/27/2014
8:00 PM – $9.00

Friday 3/28/2014
7:30 PM – $12.00

10:00 PM – $12.00

Saturday 3/29/2014
7:30 PM – $12.00

10:00 PM – $12.00

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS…

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS...

Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.

“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”

My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.

Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…

Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!

Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!

Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…

And if you’re not a member of twitter, sign up! It’s easy!
Go to twitter.com right now! Go! RIGHT NOW!
It’s the fastest way to get any updates on my personal appearances or a quick laugh.
in 140 characters or less.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA?

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA?

Break out on your March Break with comedian Greg Morton supplying the belly laughs. That’s right! The same comedian who helped Port Charlotte bring in the NEW YEAR! The same crazy guy who made a guest appearance as baby new year. The same comedian who brought audiences to their feet with standing ovation after standing ovation! Are you sure you want some more of this?

VISANNI RESTAURANT AND COMEDY ZONE, PORT CHARLOTTE. FLORIDA

MARCH 19, 20, 21, 22

Canadian Comic Sensation
Comedy Special Event

Wednesday and Thursday 8pm Show – $10
Friday 8:30pm Show – $16
Saturday 6pm and 9:30pm Shows – $16

Reserve Early For Best Seating!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

THIS WEEK! @ The VU, IT’S MR.MORTON2U! MAR. 6 – 8

THIS WEEK!  @ The VU, IT'S MR.MORTON2U! MAR. 6 - 8

Greg Morton, has been dubbed by many club owners as Mr. Standing O’ and rightfully so. He still holds the record for most standing ovations in Vu history! Catch this high energy act when he returns to the Vu March 6, 7, and 8.
Club regulars will enjoy the new skits, characters and comedy bits that Greg has been preparing for his next television appearance, or the shocked look on their friends faces when… SHHHH! We don’t want to give anything away, do we? Heh, heh. 😉
CALL 573-443-3216 RIGHT NOW!