Separated at Birth III
This is weird, but I keep running across people who look like me. I was told over and over again about this guy from Utica, NY who looked just like me. Well, a couple of weeks ago, we finally met. His name is Gary, which is ironic because I often get called Gary instead of Greg all the time. Jokingly, I told him I don’t really see it. First of all, I’m way better looking. lol. (Actually, I’m more of a fatter, lighter, older version of Gary.) He could be my cousin, maybe. He said, “You know how it is bro’. (They think we all look alike.) Anyway, you be the judge…
Separated at Birth II
OH MY GOD! THIS GUY COULD BE MY SON! TAY ZONDAY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!![]()
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I saw Greg Morton on stage for the first time in Cleveland last night. I have been to over a hundred comedy shows over my 49 years, This was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen! I actually hurt today from laughing so hard last night. His energy and style is unmathced!!!! Please let him know.Allen Honey
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This picture was taken at Hilarities in Cleveland and was sent to me by Sonja Gavitt. 



