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SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT MAR 27 – 29 TULSA, LOONY BIN

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SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT MAR 27 - 29 TULSA, LOONY BIN

Tired of the regular, run of the mill comedy show? Are up for something different?
This week, the “Star Wars guy,” Man of a thousand faces and voices, returns for a special engagement to the Tulsa Loony Bin.
3 NIGHTS ONLY!!! March 27, 28, and 29th.
This is a one man variety show. A tour de farce of musical impressions, parodies, stories and stand-up. He’s one of the most popular acts on the Vegas strip. See why many club owners call him “Mr. Standing O.” BEST CLOSER IN THE BUSINESS!
May the farce be with you Tulsa!

6808 South Memorial Dr
Ste. 234
Tulsa, OK 74133
918-392-5653
Thursday 3/27/2014
8:00 PM – $9.00

Friday 3/28/2014
7:30 PM – $12.00

10:00 PM – $12.00

Saturday 3/29/2014
7:30 PM – $12.00

10:00 PM – $12.00

MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS…

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MY #1 TWEET FOR MARCH 2014 IS...

Here’s something to get excited about. I’ve spent a lot of time increasing the number of twitter followers for @GregMortonComic and the success has been underwhelming. I’ve had some great tweets this month, but your all-time favourite seems to be this one.

“I don’t trust cats. They hide shit.”

My goal is to have over 20,000 followers within the next three years, so that I can start my own cult. Then the dough will really start rolling in. Heh, heh.

Why 20,000? I don’t know, it just sounds like a nice round number. If I set my goal at a million followers, I may have to consider building some sort of structure or place of worship and that’s a little out of my budget right now. I just want to pay off my credit cards, get a few posters printed, and then I’m done…

Okay, some posters and t-shirts, and THAT’S IT!

Damn it! I forgot the business cards! Okay, posters, biz cards and t-shirts!

Hmmm. A large statue would be nice…

And if you’re not a member of twitter, sign up! It’s easy!
Go to twitter.com right now! Go! RIGHT NOW!
It’s the fastest way to get any updates on my personal appearances or a quick laugh.
in 140 characters or less.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA?

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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PORT CHARLOTTE, FLORIDA?

Break out on your March Break with comedian Greg Morton supplying the belly laughs. That’s right! The same comedian who helped Port Charlotte bring in the NEW YEAR! The same crazy guy who made a guest appearance as baby new year. The same comedian who brought audiences to their feet with standing ovation after standing ovation! Are you sure you want some more of this?

VISANNI RESTAURANT AND COMEDY ZONE, PORT CHARLOTTE. FLORIDA

MARCH 19, 20, 21, 22

Canadian Comic Sensation
Comedy Special Event

Wednesday and Thursday 8pm Show – $10
Friday 8:30pm Show – $16
Saturday 6pm and 9:30pm Shows – $16

Reserve Early For Best Seating!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?